Monday, April 9, 2012

Something Disturbing...

There are a lot of disturbing things in the world today,but for now I am only going to focus one.
DISSECTING FROGS
Now it might not seem like a big deal when it comes to disturbing,but to me,it is.Mostly because of my past experience with this particular situation.

I find it disturbing mainly for one reason:the guts.A frogs internal organs are like slimy colorful bags of slime.Each time your dissecting utensil touches it you're afraid that its going to explode and your clothes will be ruined. Other than that the organs also smell bad and it gives you the feeling that you're going to throw up.

For those reasons always remember to wear something over your face and wear a lab coat every time you dissect a frog if you can.If not,you're going to get sick.
Photo credit to:@Doug88888

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

The Unwritten Rules of Total Randomness!!!

These are random rules of  randomness.

1. Language

When I mean language I mean saying out of the ordinary things as in the square root of pie applies to the pickle juice in the microwave. Well maybe not that that random or pop up with unusual words like: abacus, aeroshots, porcupine, and supercalifragilisticespialliodocious.

2.Clothing

Maybe weird things each that as in crazy socks or a T-shirt that lights up to corresponding T-shirts. Just something unusual that can draw you out in a crowd.

3. Activities

As in starting clubs that are weird and would not normally pop up as in a giant robot making club or a fire soap box derby. No matter the cost try it.

4. Safety

Please have fun and don't go overboard do no destroy 4 buildings. Blow up 3 and be the best loose cannon  you can be but don't hurt anybody.

5. Be Yourself

It's is good to follow these rules but do them in your own way. I don't want to suck the creativity out of you the random-er the better. Like carry random stuff in your pockets like an ocarina or a highlighter that can take you across 30 dimensions.

Unwritten Rules On Dating!!!!

Okay this is something every one needs to see!!!!!

#1 Never ever ask how many kids your date wants on the first date!!!

#2 Never eat a bean burrito before a date.

#3 Never use cheesy pick up lines.(Don't eat cheese either)

#4 Don't stare at another person when your out with your girl friend or boy friend

#5 Never cheat!!!!!! (They always find out and then you are known as the cheating back stabber

#6 Never eat an onion and not brush AND mouth wash your mouth before you leave for a date.

#7 Always look you best.

#8 STRICTLY FOR MEN Always open the door for women and always be kind no matter what happens!!!!!

#9 Never do online dating.

#10 Over all be your self don't try to hide that inner person!!! (unless that person is insane then try to hide it)

YOU CAN FIND MORE RIGHT HERE

PLEASE promise me you will follow these rules or your going to learn the hard way just ask my dad!!

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

The Unwritten Rules of The Hunger Games

Photo by:KendraKaptures
I have recently finished the book The Hunger Games and I can honestly say it is probably the best book I've ever read. I found myself staying up late to read it and I have become a HUGE fan. I just can't stop talking about it, I'm addicted. If you don't already know The Hunger Games is about a cruel game the Capitol forces 2 tributes, a boy and a girl from each of the 12 districts, to play in. This isn't your typical game though, set in the future in the county of Panem, the Capitol invented the Games to show the Districts that they have the power over the country, the Game is a bloody battle to the death, there is only one winner and losing means certain death. Although some of the rules are not written the players must know them in order to have the best advantage.

           RULE #1
The first unwritten rule of The Hunger Games is find water, shelter, and get away from everyone else as soon as possible. You have to find water because you can't live without it for very long in the wilderness, dehydration will set in quickly and kill very slowly. Shelter is probably one of the most important things, so in case a tribute decides the go off and kill everyone at night, you can stay hidden. The reason you want to get away from everyone else is because when you first start, all of the tributes are in the same place, and it's guaranteed to be a blood bath.

           RULE #2
If you trust someone enough, you can join them and become allies. Yes, this seems stupid because eventually, if you survive, you and your ally with end up having to fight. Still, this has happened often in past Hunger Games and, you know what they say, 2 is better than 1. Plus, in a group of 2 or more you have someone to keep watch for a while when you sleep in case of an emergency, and you get to split whatever food you hunt or gather, which can come in handy if you don't know how to hunt, or don't know which plants are edible. After all, "You don't forget the face of the person who was your last hope."

Even though The Hunger Games can get a little graphic sometimes, I definitely recommend it and I look forward to seeing which is better, the book or the movie. I have a feeling it's the book! Happy Hunger Games, and may he odds be ever in your favor.

The Unwritten Rules of Shopping

Whenever you shop for clothes, food, or anything, you have to remember these unwritten rules: always look for good deals, always look around for something better, and make sure you like what you buy.

Everyone knows that when you shop you got to get the best price. In a food market, there are usually several types of the same food, so you could chose the best. For clothes shopping, you always look for better prices, its like a habit. Looking for deals is a unwritten rule because its something most people do naturally and doesn't need to be written, almost everyone follows it.
photo by: epSos.de

When you shop do you ever notice that pretty much everyone in the store is looking around for something. Like, seriously its the whole point of shopping, looking for something and buying it. Thats why its an unwritten rule, everyone knows it and does it. If you don't follow this rule you'll regret it. I always look arould because there is usually a better price, product, or deal.

Returning what you buy is a pain. So make sure you only buy what you like. Its an unwritten rule because, likes real rules, its there to help you. When you buy anything, remember this unwritten rule.

Monday, April 2, 2012

The Unwritten Rules of Being An Only Child

Being an only child comes with its perks and its down faults. Like the constant being spoiled and the wanting a brother or a sister. But hardly any one knows the unwritten rules of being an only child.

  Rule # 1 : You must always no matter what surround yourself with friends
If you don't in fact have friends well you feel lonely and that leads to other bad things. If you have nobody to talk to about your personal issues and we all know how badly that can end up.

  Rule # 2 : Except every gift no matter what
You may get gifts that suck beyond beliefs but don't forget that you are an only child and your grandparents and parents spoil you constantly. Don't be a brat just accept what is given to you. Plus you can always return it saying it didn't fit JUST KIDDING!!!
 
photo by : zebble
  Take it from an actual only child siblings have it okay twins have it bad and only children have it great. all I say is "live and let live" A great quote from a well know song.  As you can see do not duplicate stands for us only children who are proud.I wouldn't prefer any thing more i have a great life.

The Unwritten Rules of Being the Oldest Child

There are many advantages and disadvantages to being the oldest child in your family.(I would know because I am the oldest). Although some might be good like having your younger siblings do what you say,there can also be bad ones like never getting the attention you want.Below are a few examples to get you an idea of what it is like being the oldest.
Unwritten Rules
  • You have to be a good older sibling and not be mean or hurt your little siblings.
  • You will suffer the most.
  • Your parents will expect you to do everything right.
  • People will have high expectations for you.
  • Your younger siblings will drive you nuts.
  • Your parents will never understand you.
  • You have to be a role model.
These are only some unwritten rules for being an only child,there are still more out there,but I think this covers the main ideas.

Photo By:bartb_pt