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You
have to be something else to be able to handle my friends. We are all very
different but at the same time so similar it’s completely uncanny. The five
steps to surviving my friends are: Be as weird as possible, Say I love you a
lot, participate in “Hair Time”, Do Not I repeat Not touch their possessions, and
sit at your correct spot at the specific table.
Step 1: Be as weird as
possible
If you aren’t weird you
wouldn’t be able to tolerate my friends. You have to some type of weirdness
whether it’s the way you act or even the faces you make you need to be weird.
How else do you think we would get along like normal people, but what it normal
any way some make believe thing for by society to change the ay people are. We
don’t change our weirdness we are just plain weird, I honestly wouldn’t have it
any other way. Like this one time we were in science class and I walk over and
the next thing I know I’m in the middle of a random foot date… please don’t ask
but I mean who else but my friends would do that.
Step 2: Say I love you a lot
I love you is like a form of hello to us we litterally say it that often. If you don't say I love you in our group you are at risk of being shunned. Seriously we say it in unnecessary amounts it's kind of ridiculous. I don't know what i would do if I love you wasn't also like a safety word to us, we always say that when a joke goes too far. I love you has save some of my greatest friendships.
Step 3: "Hair Time" Participation
Once my friend Becky was sad so my other friend Jenifer walked up to her and she was all Hair Time while petting Becky's head.This has become a popular thing in our group. And you know what its pretty awesome. If you don't participate you will suffer from no hair time-itus its a serious issue that effects everybody but us. But you can fix this by participating in "Hair Time".
Step 4: Sit at Your Correct Table Seat
If in fact you don't sit at your correct spot you will get pushed off of that spot and possibly fracture your tailbone. I have my spot becky has hers and so does jennifer with the ocasional turnip and if you dont eat your food turnip will eat it. So make sure you sit in your correct assigned seat.
Step 5: Do Not Touch Any of Their Possessions
If you were thinking of taking Becky's ball you were sadly mistaken my friend , because nobody is aloud to touch her basketball. Your not aloud to touch Becky's ball Jennifer's keys or with out permission and my phone or any of our inhalers. We are very protective over these specific items because they mean our lives. If any one does happen to touch them they bet that they may leave with a bruise and its mainly because some of these items saved our lives. If i dint have my phone i would never be able to call for emergencies, If Jennifer didn't have her keys she wouldn't be able to get in her house sometimes, and if Becky didn't have her basketball she would have a heart attack. And if we didn't have our inhalers we would die of no air in our lungs so you can imagine how much that specific item means to us. I would keep in mind the fact that we are most likely all stronger than you so just remember that when you try and touch any of our things.
Step 2: Say I love you a lot
I love you is like a form of hello to us we litterally say it that often. If you don't say I love you in our group you are at risk of being shunned. Seriously we say it in unnecessary amounts it's kind of ridiculous. I don't know what i would do if I love you wasn't also like a safety word to us, we always say that when a joke goes too far. I love you has save some of my greatest friendships.
Step 3: "Hair Time" Participation
Once my friend Becky was sad so my other friend Jenifer walked up to her and she was all Hair Time while petting Becky's head.This has become a popular thing in our group. And you know what its pretty awesome. If you don't participate you will suffer from no hair time-itus its a serious issue that effects everybody but us. But you can fix this by participating in "Hair Time".
Step 4: Sit at Your Correct Table Seat
If in fact you don't sit at your correct spot you will get pushed off of that spot and possibly fracture your tailbone. I have my spot becky has hers and so does jennifer with the ocasional turnip and if you dont eat your food turnip will eat it. So make sure you sit in your correct assigned seat.
Step 5: Do Not Touch Any of Their Possessions
If you were thinking of taking Becky's ball you were sadly mistaken my friend , because nobody is aloud to touch her basketball. Your not aloud to touch Becky's ball Jennifer's keys or with out permission and my phone or any of our inhalers. We are very protective over these specific items because they mean our lives. If any one does happen to touch them they bet that they may leave with a bruise and its mainly because some of these items saved our lives. If i dint have my phone i would never be able to call for emergencies, If Jennifer didn't have her keys she wouldn't be able to get in her house sometimes, and if Becky didn't have her basketball she would have a heart attack. And if we didn't have our inhalers we would die of no air in our lungs so you can imagine how much that specific item means to us. I would keep in mind the fact that we are most likely all stronger than you so just remember that when you try and touch any of our things.
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