If you have never eaten pizza, let me tell you how the perfect pizza should be because not every pizza store is going to make a pizza you will necessarily enjoy.Follow the following information to tell if the pizza you are eating is close enough to perfect.
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Ingredients
First of all the ingredients should be FRESH and I am talking about right out of the field where they are grown or raised(pepperoni) and into the kitchen.The ingredients should definitely not be frozen then warmed when ready to make a pizza,this can ruin the quality of your delicious pizza.Your tomatoes should be ripe,your flour should be soft and squishy,and the cheese should be yellow.
Quality
The following is my own experience of a pizza that turned out to be a fiasco and the COMPLETE opposite of what your pizza should be like when you bite into it.
One time me and my mom drove to a local pizza store and ordered a regular medium pepperoni pizza,got it,and drove to my house.After I arrived home I opened the box,took a slice of the pizza out and bit into it,but sadly I spit it out immediately onto my kitchen floor. It was the most disgusting pizza I had EVER eaten in my whole life.First of all the cheese slid off when I picked up my first slice so the pizza was practically naked.Second,even though the box was hot when I arrived at my house the pizza was as cold as ice.Third of all, the bread was a rock,I couldn't even bite into it the right way.
To this day I still regret taking a bite out if that pizza.
I wish I could have seen that. That sounds hilarious.
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ReplyDeleteI love pizza! But not the kind you described in your post. The pizza must have been nasty. Glad I never ate it.
ReplyDeleteThis is quite scandalous. Naked pizza is bad news.
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