Tuesday, May 29, 2012

How to survive a camp full of GIRLS!

       First of all if you are a guy as soon as you realize that there is only girls there run you little butt home as soon as possible. Just saying you don't want to be around a group of outrages, crazy girls.

STICK TO ONE PERSON

  • Stick to one normal person that doesn't scream just for fun
  • Hang around someone that doesn't like hanging around whack jobs
  • I stick to my best friend that is in my church most of the time because she is not that insane 
  • Try to make friends just only get close to one and one only!!!
  • Try not to scare them away if you one of the insane people that like to yell and say random thing at random times
  • Just remember to go to the most normal person to hang out with or you mine as well go home when your safe
HOW CRAZY YOU SHOULD BE TO FIT IN

  • Well most of you know me how insane I am, that is more of the normal type at camp (I'M THE ONE WHO WROTE ON RANDOMNESS)
  • So you need some weirdness to you 
  • At of a scale from 1 to 10 you would have to be a 6 or 7 at least because they are like a 12 or 13 and yes that makes sense 
  • Just don't hang around them to often because they will get to you and you will be at crazy numbers 12 or 13
  • Try to stay with in a fairly normal rate so you don't go insane
  • Over all just try to have fun because it is not that bad when you realize how much fun your having
NEVER START SINGING JUSTIN "BEAVER"

  • Don't sing Justin"Beaver" because they will be screaming their heads off or they will be trying  to kill you because they hate him 
  • A little tip don't ever sing that in front of me because I might just rip your head to pieces 
  • Don't wear a Justin "Beaver" shirt either they might kill you for it 
  • You know what don't even mention him or think about him because is swear they can read your mind!!!
  • Try to avoid any thing Justin "Beaver", don't comment on his awesome boyfriend jacket just nothing Justin "Beaver"
BE RANDOM 
  • Be outstandingly random when you are at a girls camp but not to bad or they will think your weird when they are the weird ones
  • I would say to say at least 3 random things a day. Like if you are talking about the clouds or some thing then just be like "I LIKE ICE CREAM"
  • Oh and if you say that you like ice cream they might bring it to you that is what has happened to me be for
  • The girls often like to talk about ponies so that is a good topic to bring up randomly
  • What ever you do don't bring up any guys you like because they most likely will kill you for him or tease you about him for the rest of the week
  • Don't talk about sports either because they might shun you for just saying the word sport
GO HIDE YOUR SELF
  • If your not a peoples person then this is what you need to do you can hide your self in a tree, in a corner, in the bathroom, or in a car
  • When you hide in a tree you are very exposed and if any one sees you there they will talk to you for hours and you will be most likely stuck in the tree
  • I have grown to hiding in a corner because it is a very blind spot so when some one comes in you cabin they don't see you
  • Everyone needs to go to the bathroom at one point so if you in there you will most likely be seen by everyone so it is not the best hiding spot for everyone
  • I love hiding in my moms car because she doesn't go in there all week and no body thinks to look there and then you can also lock your self in there
  • Oh and if you find your self crying in one of these spots it is completely normal for a person that is not insane 
HAVE LOTS OF ENERGY
  • You have to have a lot of energy because you won't be able to keep up with them the hole week
  • You will be exhausted during your free time you will try to sleep but you won't be able to because everyone around you has the energy you don't and will be like hey want to do this hey want to do that 
  • To keep up your energy with everyone else I would say eat as much as you can that will be your life saver and don't stop eating when you are full just keep stuffing your self 
  • An other thing is sleep when they tell you to because you won't be able to get up in the morning 
  • If you go to a camp like the one I did then you get up at 5o'clock and you do exercise and then you go eat breakfast then you do more exercising go on a hike to a lake canoe and then have lunch 
  • So try to keep that energy up and try not to cry every day, you will be more happy that way
If you go to and all girls camp good luck and i really hope those guys that some how end up even seeing a girls camp run for your life please!!! The best tip to give you is don't ever go to an all girls camp.
                                                    BY: woodleywonderworks

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